Celebutards

 
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Celebutards. A compound of celebrity, debutante, and retard, this blunt term describes lazy and egotistical stars with too much money, fame, leisure time, and media attention, but too little common sense or knowledge, who love to spout off on topics about which they have zero expertise.

A longtime observer of the celebutard species, award-winning New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser warns us that, in an age in which fabulousness is too often mistaken for gravitas, we must be ever vigilant of the hypocrites who walk among us. With razor-sharp wit, she explodes the absurdities of the celebutard culture, showing how a dull thinker such as Madonna becomes a self-appointed sage on matters of faith; Rosie O'Donnell transforms from a shrill, gay mom into a physics expert who blames the tragedy of 9/11 on the U.S. government; singer Sheryl Crow urges us to use a single square of toilet paper per wipe while she racks up mileage in her gas-guzzling caravan of SUVs; and hothead Sean Penn morphs into an expert on international diplomacy as he brazenly breaks bread with enemies of his own country like Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez.

Always outspoken, never pulling any punches, Andrea Peyser shows why it's vitally important that these mental midgets and media whores are exposed for the often dangerous phonies they are. In these pages, she gives us everything we need to recognize and uncover celebutards in our midst.

"With an attitude that would frighten James Bond, Andrea Peyser takes on the famous and powerful who are destroying America. Read her book...knowing you are learning something."
Bill O'Reilly

"With Peyser's trademark slashing wit and keen eye for liberal hypocrisy, CELEBUTARDS is guaranteed to score a direct hit on pampered Hollywood spokes-persons and other great liberal thinkers."
Ann Coulter


"Andrea Peyser is a godsend, and I can't start my day without her."
Sean Hannity


"Andrea tells it like it is...she's done a great job."
Donald Trump


"Andrea Peyser's got a bloodhound's nose for hypocrisy and hijinks that we sorely need these days."
Jonah Goldberg, New York Times bestselling author of Liberal Fascism

"Andrea Peyser. . .Today's Worst Person in the World!"
Keith Olbermann

Customer Reviews:

  • Celebutards
    I am very pleased with the timely shipping and the excellent condition of my book. Good job! ...more info
  • If you're famous, LOOK OUT!
    It's about time someone had the guts for a little Hollywood smack-down. Over the years I've enjoyed many of these famous people in movies, television and listened to their music, but when they try to become ambassadors of politics and the environment they turn into babbling, hypocritical idiots. Whether you're on the left or right this book is informative and fun to read. Andrea Peyser is the only person I know who can throw a dart from NY to LA and hit the bullseye! ...more info
  • Celebutards is on the Mark
    It would be nice for Peyser to consider a follow-up in which she delves into the psychology behind celebutardism. Not all celebrities are cast in the eye of the paps and tabloids - probably because they choose not to be. How is it that some, or many, somehow feel politically enlightened by their social exposure?...more info
  • Celebutard
    Was a little disappointed with the book. I had expected it to be humorous but it was a little boring. Not too much that isn't already known about these people. Should have been a little more Ann Coulterish....more info
  • Celebutards
    Thought this was a great book. Glad that someone, finally, had the nerve to tell it like it is. I can't understand why everyone thinks that these people are so much smarter than everyone else. Most of the people in this book have helped ruin the timber industry and a lot of other jobs. Think they should keep their noses out of things that they don't know anything about. Just because they are rich doesn't give them brains!!!...more info
  • I LOVE AMAZON!
    ANYTHING I WANT I CAN ALWAYS GO TO AMAZON AND FIND IT! THEY HAVE NOT LET ME DOWN YET AND I CAN ALWAYS FIND IT NEW OR USED AND MORE INEXPENSIVE THAN ANY STORE. I LOVE IT! SATISFIED CUSTOMER ...more info
  • She lost me at George Clooney
    Sure, this is a funny book. The targets have it coming. But I stopped enjoying it when the author made repeated hints that George Clooney was gay. She didn't suggest that he was "light in the loafers" --- no, she just wondered out loud if he was "pitching for the boys' team."

    This is simply a vile ad hominem attack. As far as I can tell, it went over just fine with the other people who reviewed this book.

    But it's senseless, and comparable to people passing around rumors that President Obama is gay.

    If you disagree with Clooney or Obama, spell out your ideas and where the conflict exists. In my own opinion, they both are extremely rich targets.

    And most especially, if you routinely deride (say) Muslims as "homophobic," take a look in the mirror before you say that....more info

 

 
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