Player's Handbook Volume 3 - Make Her Squirt! A Quick and Dirty Guide to Female Ejaculation and Extended Orgasm

 
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FEMALE EJACULATION IS REAL! Every Woman Can Do It! Give Me Just One Hour and I'll Prove It to You! You've heard about female ejaculation (or "squirting" as many call it). Now, I'm going to show you how to make it happen, again and again. My "quick and dirty" female ejaculation techniques will work on any woman. I'll show you, step-by-step, exactly what to do, and say, in order to get your lover squirting like a geyser. This isn't your typical sex ed book. I give you what works and get to the point...without all the boring, "textbook" stuff. Imagine if you could give your partner the most powerful orgasm of her life and it was as easy as following a basic, straightforward set of instructions that are guaranteed to work. GOOD NEWS: IT IS THAT EASY! In this book, you'll uncover my simple and easy female ejaculation techniques, including: - How to create a perfect atmosphere that will get her in the mood. This is essential if you're going to be successful. - Which "sex toy" is the best for female ejaculation and exactly how you should use it. - A step-by-step method to overcome any fears or skepticism she may have. - My "Make it Happen" checklist of everything you need to have on hand, and be prepared for, to ensure she will "squirt" every time...even if you only have a few minutes together. And so much more!

Customer Reviews:

  • IT WORKS!!
    My big mouth friend kept going on and on about this. Thought he was full of it and let him know.

    He gave me a copy of the book and told me to try it for myself. I did and now I'm a believer.

    This book was very helpful to me. Knowing how to do this has made sex fun again. Not that it wasn't fun before, but now it's REALLY fun. My girlfriend is totally into it also.

    TIP: Don't put any pressure on her. She has to be relaxed if it's going to happen. Tell her to focus on her breath and just enjoying herself. Then do what Tommy is saying and you're in, baby!!...more info
  • Don't bother
    This book was written terribly and contained few useful tips for getting a woman off. With helpful advice like, "wash your hands" and "trim your fingernails", the author does little to convince me that he has any idea what it takes to make a girl "squirt". The book comprises three sections. The first, a long drawn out argument that female ejaculate isn't icky, that it is not gay to have fluffy towels and a build-up to the revelation of tommy orlando's secret. Part two, a couple of sentences about how to tease the g-spot, followed by the last third of the book which is essentially letters to penthouse forum [...]....more info
  • The Definitive Guide To Making Your Girl Come For Distance!
    Ever wanted to make your wife/girlfriend squirt? I mean reeeaaaallly squirt? Then I can think of no better tome to keep in your home library than the much heralded: Player's Handbook Volume 3 - Make Her Squirt! A Quick and Dirty Guide to Female Ejaculaiton and Extended Orgsam. I used to be so horrible at making the gals come, but thanks to this book they are coming buckets! I mean, I can't make love anymore without a mop and pail in the immediate vicinity!

    I'm only going to share this following story for you because I trust the Amazon community not to go around blabbing it.

    I used to sit back and watch pronography where the ladies could really squirt and when I watched those handsome, chiseled men who seemed to be able to have them squirt it like a fire hose at the press of a button, I was pretty darn jealous. Whenever I took at crack at the ladies, I couldn't really get them to squirt at all. One time I got so excited because I thought I had one squirting, but it turns out she was only drooling (she was mentally handicapped).

    One squeeze who was my steady for awhile, started to get kind of peeved at me for spending so much time trying to get it right; in fact, she told me that there was really no reason for her to squirt, that it didn't increase the pleasure for either of us, and that it was nothing more than a childish parlor trick if you will. Finally she began faking it, like she'd take a bottle of Dasani into the room with us and spit some out on me while I was tinkering around down there. Fooled me a couple times even with this.

    What the heck was I going to do!? My self esteem was really taken through the ringer on this one. Thankfully, heh, Amazon to the rescue. Within 5 minutes I had logged on, typed "how to make a girl squirt" into the search, and had found this book. This BOOK is a massive, 3 part, extensive treatise covering the topics of: the science behind the squirt, can there be too much squirting?, the problems with premature squirts, how to time your squirts, going for distance squirts, and my favorite, what to do when the squirting don't stop!.

    Each of these topics has been meticulously researched, with appropriate footnotes littered throughout. They even have a full section devoted to personal experiences of numerous squirting experts along with their own personal advice and techniques for getting it right.

    After reading this book, the time had finally come to put my newly acquired skills to the test. With a fresh lady on the sofa, I plopped in the Rocky soundtrack, and proceeded to conquer my mate. Within seconds I was calling to the ref for a towel! I couldn't believe my eyes! (Cut me doc! Cut me doc!) The lady was so pleased that she tipped me an extra dollar and told me to call for her whenever I needed a shower! Oh yeah, brother!

    Is this book right for you? If you, like I used to, are having trouble getting your lady to projectile come on demand, then I think this is an excellent investment for you. Just make sure you have flood insurance...Woooooaaaah!
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  • WARNING: Make sure you have proper drainage.
    Got a call the other day to fix a leak. When I arrived, this lady was shooting fluid like the fountains in front of the Bellagio in Las Vegas. There was so much water, or whatever it was, that the furniture was floating.

    I had never seen anything like it before, but in researching the problem, I found this book. What I saw looked just like the cover, so I knew I was in the right place.

    This book does a good job of showing you why and how "squirting" happens, but doesn't once mention how to turn the thing off. Once you get to that point, you're on your own.

    I am giving this book 3 stars because I think it would be great if you're the owner of a car wash or you're in a drought and need to water a big yard. Might be good if you've got a health club and run the shower a lot. All are pretty much commercial applications though. Use with caution if you're in a private residence....more info
  • Works too well!! Anybody know a good plumber?
    I love a cool glass of lemonade and purchased this book hoping it would give me tips on how to get my wife in the kitchen and squeezing more lemons.

    Shortly after giving it to her, she disappeared. When she returned, she was leaking. It was a little trickle at first, which I was able to fix by making her stand over a plastic bucket. Seems to have gotten increasingly worse though and the bucket isn't working anymore.

    She's in denial about the whole thing and doesn't think it's a problem. However, as I write this, I'm ankle-deep in some kind of fluid and she's going off like Niagara Falls in there.

    What the heck is going on? Has anybody else experienced this? I don't know what to do and I really can't afford a plumber since it's a holiday weekend and I'd have to pay double overtime.

    Please help me. ...more info
  • The author needs to proofread!
    This book was all very general. Never really going into the details about technique...It was all about "Try it out and see what works for you." The worst part about this book was that the author quite obviously did not have a very good editor. Either that or he just did not proofread his material at all. Literally every page had at least two grammatical errors, which made it difficult to understand. I wasted a lot of time just rereading sentences and having to figure out what he meant to say. The only upside to this book was that it kept my attention. I managed to finish it in one evening. All in all, I would not recommend this book....more info

 

 
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